If you were looking for the ultimate remote to control your man cave, then look no further, my beer swigging, sports (or Gossip Girl, whatever floats your boat) watching pals, because the Clicker Company has created the ultimate universal remote.

The “Clicker,” can control up to 8 digital components, has 12 programmable one-touch system control functions, is compatible with most major brands, blah, blah, blah IT HAS A FRAKING BOTTLE OPENER BUILT IN!